February 2011
1 post
Just took a dump in the shower
– Jdubs
August 2010
2 posts
android tumblr
Tumblr has the best developers by far when it comes to blogging.
"While FAA identifiers for airports aren’t... →
I don’t see the issue. Sioux City is pretty terrible. Its an accurate name.
July 2010
1 post
HP Tech Support is terrible. Im trying to get...
The problem I am having with the scanner is that it the feeder jams every time I scan something.
HP Support: May I know whether the scanner is connected to any surge protector?
Bronson: yes it is. I purchased a band new surge protector when I got the scanner.
HP Support: I would suggest you to connect the scanner directly to the wall outlet and try scanning.
Bronson: .... Alright... Ill try that
HP Support: Please go ahead. I will standby.
Bronson: Surprise! Same Result...
HP Support: I am sorry to know that, Bronson.
Bronson: you and me both sister!
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
Slightly Racist Mascot To Be Replaced With Cult... →
Ole Miss
January 2010
2 posts
My converstation with a random person in Walmart
Random: Excuse me, do you know a guy named Lyle?
Bronson: Nope
Random: I'm sorry, you just look like a really close friend of mine.
Bronson: Sounds like hes your BFF
Random: *Confused*
No Time Like the Present to Choose Strong... →
Change your password….
December 2009
6 posts
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
3 posts
Chase Carey: Hulu to Charge in 2010 - ADverse:... →
Hulu was fun. Whats next?
Slang Graveyard
rickyv:
Calling the internet anything other than “the internet.” This includes “interwebs,” “internerds,” “intertubes,” etc.
It’s 2009. We don’t need to act like we’re cooler than the internet.
Agreed.
If your password is on this list. Its time to change it.
– Acunetix Web Application Security Blog » Statistics from 10,000 leaked Hotmail passwords
September 2009
4 posts
Inside the Macintosh Portable | Technologizer →
Its the 20th anniversary of the Mac Portable. Suck it Mac Book Air!
jakelodwick:
Funny, short Reggie Watts video in London.
jakeandamir:
Hilary
Thanks Aziz!
azizisbored:
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Charlize Theron
Hilarious as always.
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
4 posts
She probably deserved it... →
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Kung Fu star Carradine... →
Kung Fu Tribute Marathon will be in the near future. Rest in peace.
May 2009
10 posts
HA
rickyv:
For those of you not keeping up with Plategate, here’s an update:
This morning, the Nebraska Governor’s office called a press conference to address CollegeHumor’s influence in the voting process.
At the press conference, the administration admitted they had been incorrect in their previous statement that CollegeHumor fans had not influenced the vote and announced a new winner.
Your phone is old. Buy a new one!
Gizmodo - The BlackBerry Storm 2 - blackberry storm 2
REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. WARNING: AMC theaters...
azizisbored:
I went with a friend of mine to see Star Trek: The IMAX Experience at the AMC Theatre in Burbank today. I drove out of my way to see the film on the large IMAX screen and paid an extra $5 for the ticket, which felt worth it at the time. HOWEVER, we get in the theatre and its just a slightly bigger than normal screen and NOT the usual standard huge 72 ft IMAX screen. I was very upset...
The Happy Gilmore tee shot tested →
April 2009
11 posts
Happy Dance Day
International Dance Day — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
According to this website. My birthday is the same day as Internation Dance Day. My Dilbert calendar did NOT mention this.
s.Darko
Im pretty excited about this sequal... →
When It Rains...
BeingFamous.com | Amir’s Online Home » When It Rains…
Do yourself a favor and read this link.
Mobile Playlist
I have had the following songs stuck in my head for the past month.
- Theme Song for Big Red gum
- Theme Song for Juicy Fruit gum
- Theme Song for Duck Tales
- Boyz II Men - End of the Road
They start playing in my head at random times, and sometimes I sing them outloud
March 2009
7 posts
I know a dude named Kelly.
Someone in this building is whistling Kelly Clarkson, and is doing it perfectly. Im 76% sure that its a dude. (head explodes)