WIFI: Wireless Fiction

Attack of the Opossum

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:01:00 -0500

I now understand overprotective parents. Last night my dog Rufus was nearly attacked by a Opossum. We were playing in my back yard, and out of the trees a opossum wandered into the yard. Rufus ran toward the opossum but he is a little slow. Once I saw the opossum and give a rebel yell and cried Rufus, Rufus, Rufus. Thankfully the opossum only hissed, and ran away.

I picked up Rufus, and with a racing heart he cried. I then thought to myself that he could have been killed or seriously injured.

This scared the shit out of me.

Lieutenant Colonel Rufiano Alyoisus Sweet Esquire, XL: English...

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:05:47 -0500

Lieutenant Colonel Rufiano Alyoisus Sweet Esquire, XL: English Bulldog.

In recent news.

Wed, 14 May 2008 22:37:58 -0500

I still work a ton of hours. I recently bought a dog. He is an English Bulldog. I get to bring him home at the end of May.

Lieutenant Colonel

Rufiano Aloyisus Sweet Esquire XL aka Rufus

Tour de airport

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:24:14 -0500

I have added another airport to my tour list. In 1 hour I successfully navigated Chicago Ohare Int. From terminal 1 to terminal 5 on foo. Highlights include: -Dunkin Donuts -Johnny Rockets -Midget that looked like my friend PJ. Other Airports toured -Dallas/fort worth -Bush Int. -Epply

azizisbored: Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted...

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:31:16 -0500

azizisbored:

Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

L (OL)!

francois: “Something Good ‘08” by Utah Saints I’m surprised...

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:12:35 -0500

francois:

“Something Good ‘08” by Utah Saints

I’m surprised that some music videos on vimeo aren’t flagged yet. Ah, well. Love the shuffle-running move at 1:25. Hah.

Mobile Desktop on Vimeo (via Vimeo) This is an awesome idea.

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:18:55 -0500

Mobile Desktop on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

This is an awesome idea.

Hair Debatable

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:14:43 -0500

I haven’t cut my hair since December 31, 2007. I made a deal with myself to not cut my hair until it is 70 degrees outside for two days in a row. I checked the averages for the month of April and none of them are at 70 degrees.

Looks like 4 full months of hair!

CUBOCC

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:31:12 -0500

CUBOCC: Click this link, and an Asian lady will look at you.

bsweet.muxtape.com

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:04:32 -0500

bsweet.muxtape.com: muxtape is pretty sweet. Upload 12 songs, and send it a girl\guy you have a crush on. Its free!

Me, Myself, Improvement

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:06:34 -0600

Over the past couple of days I have realized a couple of things about myself that I don’t like. Here are two of them. Enjoy.

My Ego

I realized that my ego may have gotten out of hand. I don’t think that I am better than anyone, or something crazy like that. I do think that I am almost too confident about some of my ideals, or beliefs and it might have made people feel bad, or think that I am an asshole.

Example:

The 40 Ladder

For those of you that haven’t heard, or don’t know me that well. I have developed a list of 40 rules, and standards that I apply to girls that I maybe interested in. The reason why I created the ladder is because I tend to let my compromises hurt me in the long run, and let girls walk all over me. I am very picky, and don’t think anyone should have to settle for less than they want. I realize that I will have to compromise, and if I don’t I will be alone forever. I have accepted both realities.

I thought about this for awhile and realized that I probably come off to girls as an egotistical asshole. I am aware of most of my short comings, and I realize that I am not the perfect catch. Annoucing the process that I go through is probably hurting more that I know. Here are two reasons.

1) People think I am full of myself, and that is a turn off.

2) Even if a girl was interested, she may think that she doesn’t have a chance because of my “high standards” or just thinks I am a nutbar.

I am not your average guy, and I like being “different”

I applogize.

Another thing I don’t like about myself is….

My Conversational Skills

I tend to struggle with small talk, and rarely ask questions when I should. I usually just accept peoples statements, and give a people a short response. I think that when it comes to casual conversation I tend to draw a blank, because I’m not up on the subject. What I really should be doing is asking questions, and get involved. In my career field I ask, and get asked a lot of questions, so I need to apply that type of anaylsis to other people I interact with on a daily basis. Also, while doing so try not to dig too deep.

Example:

Stories

Whenever someone tells me about a situation they were in. I immediately think of how I can relate to that. If I have a similar story, or a better story (in my mind) ill try to bring the attention to me, by telling the story. I think I rain on a lot of parades, and I should keep focused on the originator of the story.

These both relate to my ego. I’m am somewhat self centered, and I have been told I am extremely stubborn. I have put myself in my own world, and I tend to walk alone. I need to start walking with other people.

Ill post more later. I think I should take my self improvement a couple steps at a time.

Nice!

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:54:52 -0600

Nice!

Travis has the best bulletins. This one was titled...

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:29:32 -0600

Travis has the best bulletins. This one was titled “Important Service Announcement to Women: Viewing this could save your life”

TXT Question: Fruit Rollups or Fruit by the Foot

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:13:00 -0600

This is a mass text I sent out. I put most of my friends in my phone as celebrities because it makes me feel important! I also put myself in other peoples phones as Bruce Willis. Here are the results.

Paul Scholes: Roll ups, Baby
Drew Berrymore: Fruit by the Foot
Jodsta: Fruit roll ups by far
Goggy: Who is this?
Sarah W: Who is this?
Mike D: Rollup
Christina Aguilera: Who is this?
Victoria Beckham: Roll ups!
Neil Patrick Harris: Rollups
Strayer: Fruit rollups i guess
Steph: Fruit Roll ups
Sheryl Crow: Fruit Rollups. they are yummy and i lke the sweet cut outs in them.
Kate Hudson: Fruit roll up
Jackie Chan: Roll up fo sho
Sister!: Roll ups no question
Kool-Aid Man: 6 feet of fun for me not you.
Worst Person Ever: roll ups for sure and sorry I was in the shower
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Roll ups
D-loseke: Fruit rollups
Michelle Pfeiffer: Oh roll ups for sure. No contest
Reese Witherspoon: Fruit by the foot
Mahatma Gandhi: Fruit by the font
Anna Kornikova: Fruit by the font
Tom: Fruit Rollups
Bruce Willis (me): Fruit by the foot

booker v4 - shirt

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:19:54 -0600

booker v4 - shirt

Guitar Rising for Real Guitar Heroes. Guitar Hero with a REAL Guitar.

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:32:33 -0600

Guitar Rising for Real Guitar Heroes. Guitar Hero with a REAL Guitar.

Reggie Watts is pretty amazing. Reggie Watts: Out Of Control...

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:12:19 -0600

Reggie Watts is pretty amazing.

Reggie Watts: Out Of Control on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

New Busted Tee

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:53:44 -0600

New Busted Tee

Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:11:00 -0600

Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon

Scatman’s world is probably one of my Top 10 favorites...

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:23:41 -0600

Scatman’s world is probably one of my Top 10 favorites albums. Here is the video for the title track.